me & BERNICE

"Oh, you're awake..."

After breaking both his legs during a training exercise, professional sled rider Jeremy Embry wakes up bedridden in the home of a mysterious yet loyal fan. Soon, Jeremy discovers his good Samaritan is actually bad news --She's a demented dead woman looking to turn him into a sled of her own!-- Now, Jeremy must enlist the help of his visually impaired best friend and law enforcement's finest to help him escape the clutches of Bernice Fischler!

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me & BERNICE

Dean

Dean Ciocca

Professional sled rider Jeremy Embry is played by Dean Ciocca.

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Jon

Jon Orner

Jon Orner plays Bernice Fischler, a woman rumored to have been dead for five years.

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Dan

Dan Wetmore

Happy, Jeremy Embry's visually impaired best friend, is played by Dan Wetmore.

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Andy

Andy Gallagher

Andy Gallagher plays Officer Doll Penis of the DPPD.

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Chris

Chris Tischuk

The quriky, microfiche-obsessed DPPD clerk is played by Chris Tischuk.

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Bag Ready Pictures, Inc.

Bag Ready Pictures, Inc. was founded in December 2012 by Dean Ciocca, Jon Orner, Kristin Koeper, Andy Gallagher, Dan Wetmore, and Chris Tischuk.

Headquartered in the Seminole Hills neighborhood of Mount Lebanon, just outside of Pittsburgh, Pa, BRP, Inc. has produced and funded a three-film anthology featuring the titles: The Hooving, Crap Bag Air, and Me and Bernice.

Now, with newly expanded offices in New York and LA, the team is determined to continue to produce quality films for online, international, and intergalactic markets.

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